Ghetto Choppers isn’t just a shop – it’s an attitude. Sissy-queer, cookie-cutter custom bikes don’t come from the Ghetto. If you’re looking for that played-out fag bike you saw on cable TV, look somewhere else. Our builds are as original as every back room, back alley, or backseat you’ve ever been to fill up, fight, or f$%#. So when you hear us say “true custom builds”, don’t confuse us with weak-ass pretenders who do nothing but pure costume bitchwork. We’ll build you a custom chopper that’s uniquely original, unmistakably yours, and undeniably Ghetto.
Whether we build your bike from scratch or add some attitude to the bike you already have, we still know it’s your ass out there on the road. Ghetto Choppers offers full service, precision repairs that go beyond the “make it look good” mentality. For us, performance isn’t just a concern – it’s a way of life. From minor tune-ups to major overhauls, we have the talent and experience to take your tired old lion and make it the f#$%-‘em-all king of the jungle.
If you’ve got a “good bike,” we’ll make it better – or badder. Bring your ride to Ghetto Choppers, and it’ll leave us louder, faster, or stronger – and we’ll never lose sight of the simple fact that real choppers are meant to be ridden. When you roll your bike out of our shop, you’ll know you didn’t put hard-earned dough into a Chopper that looks great but won’t put out. At Ghetto Choppers, you won’t have to worry about your bike being “good enough,” because there’s never been such thing as “too good” in the Ghetto.
Asian rides need not apply, we don't do that crap here. Keep all rice burning biatches at least 1000 yards away from the Ghetto, consider that an order. Try hard enough, I'm sure you can restrain yourself.
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